Dr. Jack Kevorkian, whose favorite motto is “Ready or not, here I come,” recently said that “All religion is irrational.” He took special aim, however, at the pope. “The pope has his hands on our neck. He’s wringing it. I think he has a grip on the government, and I know he has a grip on the Michigan Supreme Court.” Too bad Kevorkian doesn’t get a grip on life and stop the conspiracy-mongering. And if there’s anyone who should learn to keep his hands to himself, it’s Dr. Death himself.